Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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