Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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