When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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