so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize
