My hand turned me down
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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