I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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