he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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