but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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