problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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