party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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