Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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