where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I skipped work to stalk him.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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