i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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