haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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