Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Watching her eat just hurts me
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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