he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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