So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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