So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
