Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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