Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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