I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Just cropdusted the office
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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