if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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