he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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