i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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