Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.