No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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