What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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