yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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