So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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