Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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