I like to think it a success when the cops are called
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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