I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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