You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit