loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps