he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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