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we have pet lesbian snakes

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(248): we have pet lesbian snakes http://tfl.nu/tcmu

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dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear

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gross she's a slut

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yea she doesn't shave either

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(612): dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear (952): gross she's a slut (612): yea she doesn't shave either http://tfl.nu/93ck

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don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.

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(973): don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping. http://tfl.nu/d4lu

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the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes

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(508): the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes http://tfl.nu/rtqh

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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it

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(402): you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it http://tfl.nu/0kqo

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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"

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(586): You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared" http://tfl.nu/f1ec

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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.

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(407): Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted. http://tfl.nu/0qre

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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.

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(248): just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night. http://tfl.nu/esr4

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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.

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(289): The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight. http://tfl.nu/z22w

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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza

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The hookers weren't a dream get tested

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(914): I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza (917): The hookers weren't a dream get tested http://tfl.nu/wjzv

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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk

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(630): I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk http://tfl.nu/t8bq

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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight

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I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in

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(814): currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight (814): I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in http://tfl.nu/2u0u

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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma

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(512): I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma http://tfl.nu/4ovd

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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night

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(250): I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night http://tfl.nu/2rtf

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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.

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(309): We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica. http://tfl.nu/qw7s

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