This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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