Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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