Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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