The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I intend to get homeless drunk
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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