turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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