the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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