Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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