gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I touched a dick in church today
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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