people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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