What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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