I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Randomize
