He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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