its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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