i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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