I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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