i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I think my fart just growled at me.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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