Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
