This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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