i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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