I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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