Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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