Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
