How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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