Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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