why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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