Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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