If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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