You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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